一个关于ISO标准的笑话A joke about ISO systems

emeipengxu · 发表于 2011-2-18 17:58:30

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Ordinarily we regard 9000 as a base for a organization must reach its requirement.

我们一般认为，达到9000要求是一个组织最起码的

It has been added 5000 as society progress. So14000 was appeared.

随着社会发展，又增加了5000，就出现了14000

After several years, another 4000 has been added. That is 18000.

又过了几年，又增加了4000，就是18000

This trend is unlimited, another 4000 has been raised to 22000, then another 5000 to 27000.

这个趋势无限度，又增加了4000.就是22000，再增加5000，成了27000

You may find it developed systematically like salary,as more as possible we hope to have.

你可发现这个像工资一样成规律地涨，我们希望越多越好

But 1000 has been cut down from 9000 as money.

但从9000中扣除1000，像扣钱一样

Many people disagree with it,specially in the poor East.

许多人不同意，特别是东方人的穷人

So 8000 is admitted only in the West.

故8000只在西方得到承认

My questions are below:

我有以下问题

1.
Which will be the following system?

下一个标准会是什么？

2.
Can you tell me these ISO systems in full name by English?

你能用英语写出这些标准的全名吗？

yxlzx479 · 发表于 2011-2-18 22:29:02

没感觉多么招笑，

我的幽默因子太少了！

老气横秋 · 发表于 2011-2-18 22:49:12

这只能说明楼主的英语比较好罢了

wxsunhao · 发表于 2011-2-19 05:47:01

SA8000是西方针对东方的武器，在西方也不待见。这一点不要进入误区。

zhaoying · 发表于 2012-7-20 11:05:26

The next system is 50430
and I think,when we old, it will raise to 10000

wxsunhao · 发表于 2012-7-21 08:09:37

a organization ？语法错误啊，应该是an organization

jinyj830 · 发表于 2016-9-13 15:28:05

NEXT...ISO45001 coming soon....

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